Reborn as the Weakest Villain in the Family, I’ll Kill Them All, So Stay Out of My Way

[All Villains] [Comedy] [Putting Scumbags in Their Place] [Mutual Redemption] [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger] [Ensemble Cast] [Political Scheming]

Sang Miao transmigrates into a nest of villains, where every member of her family is a better actor than the last.

Her father has a simpleton's face and the deepest schemes.

Her mother looks delicate, but strikes without mercy.

Her eldest brother has a sickly body and a mind full of calculations.

Her adopted sister wears the face of a fairy and has the temper of a brute.

Her younger brother has innocent eyes and a three-faced nature.

The original owner had the brains and heart of a lovesick fool, and was the weakest of them all.

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So the whole family divides up the work with perfect efficiency:

Father plays the fool and acts dimwitted, Mother builds a reputation for kindness, and the four little ones tear through their enemies.

The female lead's family wants to use them as stepping stones? Then we'll slaughter the whole lot, chickens and ducks included.

The maternal relatives secretly side with the male lead? Then we'll exile them all, from grandchildren to sons.

The male and female leads are deeply in love and hard to kill? Then we'll make them kill each other.

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People curse them: "The elders of the Sang family are so kind, but the youngsters are so wicked. What a disgrace to the family!"

Father wipes away tears and sighs to the onlookers: "It's all my fault for failing to raise them properly..."

Then he gives the four little ones a thumbs-up: "Well done, children. Keep it up!"

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Sang Miao is hacking her way through enemies up front, while her sister finishes them off behind her until her hand is sore.

Two brothers from some family catch up: "Done killing? Give us your hands. We'll massage them."

The sisters slap them without looking back. "We're busy. Get lost!"