Gensokyo: The Mountain God's Slacker Life on Youkai Mountain

What? You say my miko Marisa? Don't joke around, Sakuya. If Sasha stole books, you should talk to her guardian, Mr. Lin... Hm? You've already tried? Sigh... Too bad, I just fired Marisa.

Forget that little interruption. Let me properly introduce myself:

My name is Ye Qing. When I was kidnapped and brought to Gensokyo, I thought I'd found a retirement paradise. I never imagined the place would be full of weirdos, with tigers following the wind, dragons following the clouds, and local oddballs all vying to stand out.

My adoptive mother in name, Yukari Yakumo, gets her foxes to play pranks on me.

My adoptive father in name, Momotaro, arranges fights for me with the tough ladies of the flower fields.

The kappa stuff my offering stand with cucumbers.

The foolish tengu reporter secretly takes pictures of me, but in return I helped her lose 200 million. So neither of us should judge the other.

Captain Mokou, who keeps the peace every day; Sanae, who I met just once and who can only appear in the Outside World; and the white-haired idiot who breaks dishes.

Even though I'm stuck in jail (?), life is still pretty fun...

Wait, who stole my eggs this time?!

(Quick note: There are lots of characters from new works, and new readers may not know them. You can check the introduction for details, but it's fine if you don't know them. I hope my story helps more people learn about these characters. Wishing you all a worry-free read.)

Touhou Gensokyo + Comedy + Slice of Life + Stardew Valley (after chapter 100) + Absurd Humor + New Memes + Multiple Female Leads