Three Kingdoms: Zhao Zilong Starts Hustling in His Mother’s Womb

Any family with a name and a history will take you in. When Zhao Yun opened his eyes and realized he was still a tiny embryo, he knew he was in for a high-stakes game: he had transmigrated into the body of another Zhao Yun, the legendary Zhao Zilong. Not wanting to become Liu Bei’s head of security, Zhao Yun decided to be his own boss. At three, he mastered his teacher’s Hundred Birds Saluting the Phoenix spear technique and even cured his teacher’s years-long slipped disc. At sixteen, I, Zhao Zilong of Changshan, was at the top from the moment I debuted. Guo Jia wanted to take drugs? Zhao Yun pulled out some rock candy and warned him it was bad for his health. Dian Wei was hungry? Zhao Yun set up a barbecue stall, and his secret sauce had the whole camp drooling. As for all the beautiful women who came from far and wide to see him... Zhao Yun: “Ladies, my heart belongs only to the great cause of unifying the realm. You mustn’t... Hey, hey! Put down your weapons and let’s talk! I really can’t do this!” Years later, the warlords finally couldn’t sit still. Cao Cao rubbed his temples. “This Zhao Zilong, I love him to death.” Liu Bei’s eyes reddened. “Zhao Zilong is invincible!” Yuan Shao slammed the table and stood up. “This Zhao Zilong will shape the next five hundred years of history!”