Feeding the Ming Dynasty: It Started with Half a Bag of Expired Instant Noodles

The construction funds have been stolen, and the desperate contractor Chu Tian is about to flee from the debt-collecting thugs outside his door.

Just then, a dynamic miniature sand table, scaled 1:1000, appears out of nowhere in his basement.

Inside the sand table, the rebel army has breached the outer city, and Chongzhen is making his sorrowful way toward the crooked old locust tree on Coal Hill. The countdown to the fall of the Ming Dynasty: 2 hours!

Chu Tian stares in bewilderment, then casually crushes half a packet of expired instant noodles and sprinkles them in.

The next second, the sky above the Ming Dynasty splits open!

A golden dragon of noodles, tens of meters thick, descends from the heavens and feeds the soldiers and townspeople.

A solar-powered flashlight he bought on Pinduoduo is worshipped by Chongzhen and his officials, who imagine it to be a “Golden Mirror of the Great Sun Buddha.” Its power surges, and it shines through the city gates.

A giant firecracker he casually tosses in transforms into a thunderstorm of divine punishment, instantly wiping out 100,000 Manchu cavalry!

And the broken bowl Chongzhen offers on the altar turns out to be a priceless Chenghua doucai porcelain bowl in the real world?

When Chu Tian sneers and pulls out a model of a modern steam engine, the history of the entire Earth is about to be completely rewritten…