Siheyuan: I Want to Lie Flat, So I Turn on the Whole Courtyard

[System + Short-tempered couch potato + Everyone's a villain + Ruthless and decisive]

After working 996 hours and dropping dead in his previous life, he transmigrates as He Yuzheng, Silly Zhu's younger brother. In this life, he wants to do just two things: bask in the sun and wait for the right opportunity.

But the beasts in the courtyard won't leave him in peace?

Yi Zhonghai wants to guilt-trip him? Qin Huairu wants to borrow money and bleed him dry? Banggeng wants to rob his home?

He Yuzheng awakens the “Short-Tempered Lie-Flat System”: You want to disturb my rest? Then I'll send you flying!

“First Master, I have no morals, so you can't blackmail me!”

“Sister Qin, want some meat? Trade me your house!”

He breaks a wicked neighbor's leg from the start, turns around and sends his nephew to prison, and even trains Silly Zhu into an all-purpose bodyguard.

In this era of scarce supplies, He Yuzheng lives like an immortal, while the beasts tremble in a corner:

“Please, Lord He, just keep lying there! We'll never dare bother you again!”