Bro, We Really Don’t Keep a Private Army in the Middle East, Do We?

Qin Xiaoyu is a popular livestreamer known for her talents. One day, her older brother Qin Yuan, missing for three years, suddenly calls her. “Sis, winters here are too cold. Come to Zhongzhou and visit your brother. I’ll cover your food and lodging.” The viewers in her livestream instantly go wild! “Holy crap! Don’t believe him, streamer! That’s the Mo Sea in Zhongzhou, a death zone known as the ‘Triangle of Chaos’!” “You’re going there to get yourself killed! They’ll steal your kidneys as soon as you land!” Despite the anguished pleas and warnings from her fans across the internet, Qin Xiaoyu nervously sets off on her search for her brother. But the moment she lands, everything takes a sudden turn! Ten armed helicopters clear the way, a hundred main battle tanks escort her, and a thousand soldiers armed to the teeth shout in unison, “Greetings, young lady!” Qin Xiaoyu is stunned. “Brother, didn’t you say you were hauling bricks at a construction site? What’s with the tanks?” Qin Yuan calmly stubs out his cigarette. “Oh, those are the site’s bulldozers. The cannons are for clearing the sewers.” Qin Xiaoyu: “Then what about that Gatling gun shooting blue flames?” Qin Yuan: “That’s a new kind of windproof lighter for cigarettes.” The viewers: “??? Do you think we’re blind?!” Until one day, a foreign fleet attempts to attack an evacuation convoy from Donghuang. At Qin Yuan’s command, thousands of guns open fire, escorting his compatriots safely home! The whole internet is in tears. “What do you mean warlord? He’s my own brother overseas!”