In this world of cyber-cultivation, the most powerful experts fear one person above all: Zhou Pingping.
Because you never know what car part he'll pull out of his pants to deal with you!
He wants to quietly finish the race, but somehow always leaves everyone else questioning reality.
A dragon-rhino bears down on him like Mount Tai.
He uses exhaust from his Samadhi True Fire to give the beast a fire cupping treatment.
The dragon-rhino purrs with pleasure and volunteers to become a bumper beam! The beast-taming instructor faints from rage.
He runs into Heavenly Law enforcers setting up a roadblock.
He draws a QR code on his license plate. Scanning it brings up “Pinduoduo: Get a discount with one more slash.”
The Heavenly Law System freezes and crashes! The traffic cop questions reality.
An old ancestor at the Deification stage blocks his way with his body.
He signals left, then cranks the wheel hard to the right.
The ancestor gets splattered with mud: “You signal left and turn right?!”
The entire cultivation world is driven mad by this wreck of a car.
When he floors it and smashes through the dimensional barrier of the universe...
The higher-dimensional gods' hands tremble as they meet: “What kind of vehicle is this blue planet?”
Zhou Pingping raises an eyebrow. “It's an Earth-brand race car. Want to know more?”
It makes me laugh so hard, I'm just abstracting all the time