Those Years I Spent Drawing Lots in a Cultivation World

Twenty-seven-year-old corporate drone Yu Enhao is on his way to work when he swerves to avoid a brat, crashes with his motorcycle, and transmigrates. When he opens his eyes, he finds himself in a wondrous continent where everyone cultivates immortality and every household flies on swords. Others transmigrate as chosen ones, but from the start, his spiritual roots are mediocre. Even flying on a sword requires a lottery for a permit, and flights are restricted by license plate number. The rules for flying at the immortal sects are stricter than traffic laws on Earth. Others wield divine swords, but his 279-kilogram life-bound greatsword, Wangcai, turns into a heavy touring motorcycle when it can’t fly, tearing across the ground and crushing everyone in its path. Others have divine beasts and ferocious creatures as spirit pets, but his black tiger, Jian Lai, usually shrinks into a tiny, pure-black kitten, letting him pet cats and fight monsters at the same time. A twenty-seven-year-old modern-day corporate drone, now a 270-year-old cultivator, with a well-proportioned physique and eight-pack abs, begins a hilarious, cheat-powered life in a world of endless rules: entering lotteries for flight permits, riding a motorcycle-sword, and switching between cat and tiger! Others cultivate immortality to pursue the Great Dao. I start by entering the lottery for a flight permit. Others battle with magical treasures. I charge through the whole field on my motorcycle greatsword! I’ll be the most outrageous transmigrant and the coolest Immortal Venerable to win a permit by lottery. This immortal-cultivation life is going to be a smooth ride!