
I Fooled the Whole World with Five-Cent Special Effects
我靠五毛特效忽悠全世界
by Pine Breeze on the Hillside (半山松风)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 49k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Modern Romance High-Concept
- Updated
- 8mo ago
- English
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Synopsis
[Half-Dihua-style wishful thinking (everyone overthinks everything)] + [Flashy special effects] + [Absurd comedy] + [Theatrical heroine] + [Demon squad]
After transmigrating into a Western fantasy comic with a botched ending, she starts out strapped to a hellfire stake, about to be burned to ashes.
Bai Zhifei binds to the [Divine Miracle Director System]. She’d planned to exchange points for a Gatling gun and blast her way out, but the shop only has [Pure White Cotton Socks] and a [Voice-Changing Sound Card].
There’s no saving this. If she can’t win by fighting, she’ll just have to act! As long as I’m not embarrassed, the whole world is!
So, when faced with a deadly magic cannon, she activates the “Descent of Heaven” filter.
She expects to be exposed on the spot, but instead
The Church’s fanatics fall to their knees in worship: “A miracle! A god has descended!”
The enemy nation trembles and submits: “Her holy light is too blinding to behold!”
Later, to protect herself, she uses her points to draw one grotesque demon from hell after another, then forces them into white robes to sing hymns.
Bai Zhifei thinks she’s just a con artist posing as a holy woman.
In reality, the sinister, cruel succubus she bullied into a nun’s habit now gives people counseling every day;
The bloodthirsty Skeleton King has donned heavy armor and become an enforcer of the Holy Temple.
The original comic’s male lead weeps bitterly: “To suppress the abyss, the Saintess has made demons atone on behalf of all humanity. She is truly magnificent!”
Seated upon the supreme divine throne, Bai Zhifei looks at her inexhaustible points balance and quietly swallows the roasted potato in her mouth:
“What if I told you… this really is all just special effects? Would you believe me?”