I Caught a Love Parasite with an Emotionless Sword Cultivator!

[A heroine who thinks she's introverted + a male lead who is the hope of the heartless path + lighthearted, goofy comedy + sweet and satisfying + ensemble cast]

After transmigrating into a book, Xie Yingshi becomes a spy from the Hehuan Sect planted in the Sword Sect, and things go fairly smoothly for her.

Except for Xu Chengzhen, the cold and heartless pride of the sect, who won't fall for her tricks and is always suspicious of her identity.

Who could have guessed that an accident would bind her and the sect's pride together with a love gu?

The kind of love gu that kills you if you don't kiss and cuddle.

There are only two ways to break it:

One, become Dao companions; two, wait until they reach the Deity Transformation realm, when it will dissolve naturally.

Xie Yingshi, who has only just learned to draw in qi, falls into deep thought.

Xu Chengzhen: “Give me a hundred years. I'll definitely get you to the Deity Transformation realm!”

Xie Yingshi: “???”

Xu Chengzhen: “Even someone slow-witted should be able to establish a foundation in a hundred days and form a core in ten years.”

Xie Yingshi doesn't feel like entertaining him. “Oh. So how are we supposed to get through the next hundred years?”

The genius sword cultivator finally falls silent!

The whole affair is too embarrassing, so the two tacitly agree to keep it a secret.

Thus, they act like strangers in public and get heated in private, practicing their “love-filled swordplay” in the back mountains every night.

Xie Yingshi can't take this routine of practicing by day and practicing by night anymore. She just wants to get it over with.

She tosses her sword to the ground and, facing the restrained, cold-faced Xu Chengzhen, shyly closes her eyes. “Uncle-Master Chengzhen, why don't we just become Dao companions?”

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Heavenly Sword Sect:

Genius sword cultivators teach you how to find a Dao companion: Cultivate the heartless path → wear your hair in a high ponytail → practice swordsmanship together

The sword cultivators: “For real?”

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Elysium Palace:

The young palace master teaches you how to infiltrate a prestigious sect: Find someone on the heartless path → practice together → become the sect's big shot

The senior sisters: “My Hehuan Sect's unification of the world is just around the corner!”