Three Kingdoms: From the Start, He Invites Lü Bu for a Drink and Is Hailed as a Sage
After transmigrating to the Three Kingdoms, Li Xuan binds himself to the “Generosity System.” As long as he acts with bold generosity and cuts through problems head-on, he can earn astonishing rewards.
At Hulao Pass, Lü Bu is supposedly unbeatable? Li Xuan walks up with a wine jar and says, “Fengxian, finish this cup and head home!” Lü Bu retreats, and the warlords cry out, “This is the highest art of winning without fighting!”
Dong Zhuo sets Luoyang ablaze? Li Xuan rushes into the flames, shouting, “All this junk, these commoners, and these bamboo scrolls are mine!” He rescues Cai Yong and tens of thousands of books. The great scholar weeps: “A sage who sacrifices his home to save the world, with the whole realm in his heart!”
Yuan Shao mocks him for picking up trash? Li Xuan clears out the ruins of Luoyang, builds the strongest weapons factory, grows miraculous grain that yields a thousand jin per mu, and commands the Eighteen Riders of Yanyun as he sweeps across the realm.
Cao Cao: This man is unfathomable. I can’t compare!
Liu Bei: This is true benevolence and righteousness!
Li Xuan spreads his hands helplessly. “I really just wanted to collect some junk, have a little wine, and maybe grab a bit of territory. Why do you insist on making me sound so noble?”
This is a delightfully absurd, unconventional power fantasy. See how Li Xuan uses “generosity” to crush schemes and conspiracies, accidentally becoming an emperor for the ages!
It's serious nonsense, but it's very enjoyable and quite suitable for entertainment.