Chen Zhao and Her Living Friends Who Are as Good as Dead

[Alternate world, supernatural, comedy, no romance]

This is a team whose foul mouths could rival a Komodo dragon’s.

Chen Zhao’s assessment of Hua Yao: “Good grief, that mouth of yours! If you’d been a censor in ancient times, your track record would’ve been legendary!

“Your tongue’s more venomous than arsenic. If you went to the Qi family’s place to ask for a drink of water, it wouldn’t just be the thirteen members of the Qi family who died. Even Chang Wei, who just happened to be visiting, would probably end up dead there.”

Hua Yao’s assessment of Chen Zhao: “You’re too modest. With a mouth like yours, just swish it once in the Yarlung Tsangpo River and even Brahma could plunge into the Ganges without saving its people!

“Thank goodness that water eventually flows into the Bay of Bengal and mixes with the Indian Ocean. If it weren’t diluted enough and flowed back, we’d be poisoned too!”

And that’s not even mentioning Yan Yunsheng, whose mouth is like an entire biochemistry lab. No one she’s ever roasted can understand how anyone could have a tongue this poisonous!

“Is she even human? Are those human words? Is she a devil? Is that demonic voice coming straight from hell?!”

She may not be a devil, but the women are certainly among the most outstanding of the supernatural world...