Savoring the lingering joy, always keeping it close; may you always have joy to spare. May every last bit of joy be savored, ever abundant.
The third month of spring, during the Shangsi Festival.
That was the day he lost his older brother.
That was the day the hazy girl from his dreams became his sister-in-law.
That was the day he realized that he was the whole world.
To Lin Jinheng, every Shangsi Festival he remembered brought misfortune.
Until she came along.
Song Luoman transmigrated into a book, only to be judged in violation of the rules and killed on her very first day.
She got another chance, and was already done with it.
Bro, seriously, you want me, a widowed sister-in-law, to win over my younger brother-in-law?
Have you fried your brain from shipping Lin Daiyu and Voldemort together?
“Ding! Host’s emotional state is abnormal. Please watch your language.”
Song Luoman: ...
“No, is this even reasonable? He’s a villain. Can a normal widowed sister-in-law actually win him over?”
“Does your System assign missions without any regard for reality?”
“And what’s with this trash plot you sent me? ‘The treacherous minister held all power in his hands’... How does a decent, upright young man turn into a villain after one move? Where are the details? Where’s the plot? And this AI of yours, is it actually artificial stupidity?”
“Ding! Host’s emotional state is abnormal. Rules are being questioned.”
“Ding! Your daily chibi-cute System is now online.”
“Host, Host, how can I help you?”
Song Luoman: ...
“Unbelievable. You can’t win an argument, so you call customer service?”
“Host, Host, there’s an old saying: ‘Since we’re already here...’”
Song Luoman: ...
Since I’m already here, let’s do it.
