Reborn, I Personally Handed My Trash Ex to My Ungrateful Cousin

Short Stories, Realistic Fiction

Find Me: Reborn, Feel-Good Stories, Face-Slapping, Short Reads

I'm in a reading drought, and my standards are too high. I tried slitting my wrists with potato chips, bashing my head against tofu, and hanging myself with noodles, but I still didn't die. I ate them all in one go, then jumped off a building with a parachute and still survived. Sigh, why am I so ridiculously tough? Don't stop me, I'm going to put on an oxygen tank and jump into the river!