Here's the bottom line: I transmigrated into Naruto, and brought along a Myriad Worlds Trading System.
The bad news: The System determined that the most valuable goods in the Shinobi World are all damn well inside the Akatsuki!
To fulfill the bizarre orders of buyers from other worlds, I was forced to take up kidnapping the Akatsuki.
A buyer wanted a work of art.
I kidnapped Deidara. The result: He blew himself up at a Myriad Worlds auction, and the buyer gave me a five-star review!
A buyer wanted a financial expert.
I sold Kakuzu. The result: He ran off with all the money belonging to the other world's financial magnates, and now the buyer hunts me across worlds every day!
A buyer wanted a rare plant.
I put Zetsu in a cage. The result: Black Zetsu found himself a new mom in another world, and Kaguya cried herself unconscious on the moon!
The entire Akatsuki said, "You think you're so high and mighty! You're using us to hit your sales targets!"
From then on, the Shinobi World's top group was either being sold or on its way to being sold.
Me, sneering: "Enough talk. Tobi's next. The Warhammer world needs a space engine."
The pig's feet were running all the way to the pen shop, and I couldn't stop him 🤦