Petting Cats: Is My Superpower Ranked Dead Last?

The apocalypse arrives, and the superpower I awaken is petting cats. The whole internet laughs, calling it the most useless ability, until a hundred thousand zombies besiege the city. I give the word, with Orange Boss by my side, and stray cats from across the globe gather to claw out the zombies' eyes! Scientists beg to work with me, and powerful fighters line up to apologize. Later, when they ask me for my secret, I stroke the cat in my arms. "Let Me feed the cat first, then we'll talk."