Stop Reading Too Much Into Things! I Just Want to Be a Lazybones

Financial whiz Lu Xiaoyao transmigrates into the body of the playboy legitimate son of the Duke of Zhenguo’s household and binds to the “Playboy Achievement System.” He plans to lie flat and enjoy a life of luxury, but the “Overthinking Reflection Halo” makes the whole world misunderstand him. A piece of scrap paper he writes on is revered as a “Heavenly Book of Statecraft.” His trip to Jiangnan to avoid a matchmaking date is mistaken for an “inspection of the border defenses.” Even his complaint about the heat is interpreted as “developing geothermal energy.” The harder he tries to be a lazy fish, the more convinced everyone becomes that he’s plotting five hundred years ahead. When the whole world kneels and begs him to ascend the throne, Lu Xiaoyao cries out in despair: “I really just want to be a lazy fish who eats, waits around, and dies!”