Lin Yi transmigrated and bound himself to a System.
The System told him to surpass his era in seven days. He shot back, “How am I supposed to do that when I’m broke?”
The System crashed.
[Congratulations on unlocking a hidden feature: the Snark Energy Collector]
From then on, while other transmigrators relied on force, Lin Yi relied on his gift of gab.
He turned Linghu Chong into an idol and used a media campaign to take down Yue Buqun; he assembled an alliance from countless worlds and drove the hunters to despair.
He crushed ancient martial arts prodigies by outclassing them, led reclusive top scholars astray until they became his sidekicks, and won over a three-hundred-year-old monster with hotpot.
Until the Lord of the Ruins descended
“You are the reincarnation of the immune system, destined to become a tool.”
Lin Yi grinned. “I can make even a System crash. Why should I be afraid of a cancer cell like you?”
When a cyberpunk smart-mouth starts corrupting the System, the entire multiverse can’t get enough of it.
