I Plundered the Capital Before Exile, Made My Vile Sister Cry, and Starved My Family

【Farming and exile + wealth mall + natural disasters + spiritual spring space + looting everything + one-on-one romance + face-slapping the scum + feel-good story + rebirth】 Qiao Yu, a female general whose achievements overshadowed her sovereign, died. When she opened her eyes again, she had become Gu Qingcheng, an ugly consort in an enemy kingdom, covered in birthmarks and hated by everyone. They think I’m ugly? I’ll bind myself to the System and gain a spiritual spring space to cleanse my body. I’ll become so beautiful you won’t deserve to look at me. They think I’m stupid? I’ll master music, chess, calligraphy, and painting, dazzling the capital. Their old contempt will come back to slap them in the face. My family favors the fake heiress and wants to cut ties with me? Fine! Let’s do it now! Every second we wait is another chance for my whole family to cling to me! The prince hasn’t shared my bed in three years of marriage? I’ll slap a divorce letter in his face. Get lost! Just as she’s about to wreak havoc, an imperial decree arrives: Prince of Zhenbei has grown too powerful, and his entire household is to be confiscated and exiled! Exile? Perfect! That very night, Qiao Yu empties the imperial treasury, the Minister of Rites’ residence, the consorts’ private coffers, the Prince of Zhenbei’s estate, and the entire capital! Her biased family laughs at her misfortune? If they love laughing so much Then they can all come along and laugh to their hearts’ content! Along the road to exile, they chew through tree bark and even knead clods of dirt into food. Her biased family kneels in the snow, banging their foreheads against the ground. “Daughter! Ancestor! Please give us something to eat!” Qiao Yu walks past with a plate of braised pork. “Want some?” She takes a bite, juices trickling from the corner of her mouth. “Wait until you’re dead, ” She bends down, smiling more coldly than the snow. “Then I’ll burn some for you?” Xie Jingheng: “…” Is this really his silly, clumsy, ugly princess consort?