The Three Realms Are Fighting Over the Immortal Venerable, but He’s Here to Stir Up Trouble

[Villain + no romance + flirtatious harem magnet + secret identities + all villains + System] Shi Moheng was a notorious menace in his original world, and he loved making friends with bad people. But Heaven is merciful, so his just deserts were a frail body and kidney deficiency. No matter. He got himself a System. Find a random bad friend to stab him to death, then die and head to the cultivation world. Bad friend: ? Ah-ha~ What kind of joke are you telling? He became an Immortal Venerable? Then who’s that guy over there? The Demon Venerable? That’s him too! Protagonist: Please take me as your disciple. Shi Moheng: Me? He’s the villain. He’s supposed to kill the protagonist, not get himself killed! No, he won’t take him in. Son of the Demon King: You’re the brat who disguised yourself as a snake demon and tricked me, aren’t you! Sect Leader: Martial Uncle, would you look at me? After repeatedly making everyone hate him, the protagonists’ eyes grew more and more peculiar whenever they looked at him. The protagonists had gone dark. Shi Moheng: Damn it, don’t make my mission any harder. But I’m the one who pushed them over the edge~ Shh! Keep your voice down. My secret identities will keep me safe. The twins exchanged a glance: Oh~ (￣∇￣). Get him! This is the original body who laughed and laughed while watching the two of them get dosed with aphrodisiac last time. Shi Moheng: Hey~ But I helped you deal with it, didn’t I? 009 glanced silently at the world tags: (Protagonist’s sexuality: straight) What the hell, straight?! Who do they think they’re fooling?