There Is No Way I Could Fall for a Eunuch!

[A transmigrated woman who’s “a little greedy,” “a bit of a beauty enthusiast,” “somewhat sharp-tongued,” and “slightly face-blind” & a cold, aloof, scheming crown prince] [Secret identity + transmigration in the flesh + sweet romance + winning her back] Another story about picking someone up. After Feng Tang transmigrates into this world in her own body, she dresses like a man. Taking a shortcut to the market, she comes across a person. Once he wakes up, his people come looking for him, calling him the Crown Prince. She remembers thinking he was handsome and considering selling him to a male brothel. She’s glad she didn’t, or she would have missed out on a fortune beyond imagining. Who knew the Crown Prince would say he wanted to repay her? Give someone a fishing rod instead of a fish, he says, and offers her a job as his personal eunuch? A eunuch? Her mind immediately starts imagining everyone kneeling before her and calling her “Your Excellency, the Nine-Thousand-Year-Old”... /// The Crown Prince thought that the moment he opened his eyes, this man would take him to a male brothel. After spending a few days together, he realizes the man is merely long-winded, and learns his secret: he’s impotent! He preserves his dignity and makes him the most favored eunuch at his side. “Playful and adorable” shouldn’t describe him, but still... He watches himself fall for a eunuch with full awareness, thinking he must be a pervert. Then he discovers his secret... No, her secret...