The day his 2,300 yuan pension arrives, Lin Fugui binds himself to the Spendthrift Cultivation System: the more he spends, the stronger he gets!
Blowing up alchemy furnaces, drawing emoji talismans, and dancing formation steps in the square, the old folks’ cultivation club turns its sect upside down in utter chaos.
They prank juniors, scheme against villains, and mouth off to powerhouses across the myriad worlds, making the whole internet laugh with their underhanded antics.
He only wanted to be a retired patriarch who ate his fill and waited to die. But when demonic cultivators blow up the square-dancing grounds and forces from beyond the realms set their sights on the mortal world, he slams his hand on the table and rises to his feet:
“Lay a hand on my home, and I’ll use my spendthrift allowance to smash through the myriad heavens!”
From a 2,300-yuan pensioner to the guardian of the myriad worlds, he protects the mortal realm and subdues the heavens while fooling around.
Wasting money is just a means. Protecting the land is his duty!
