My System Fears the Crematorium

Name: My System Fears the Crematorium
Author: Not Your Exception

我的系统怕火葬场

by Not Your Exception (不是你的例外)

Status: Completed
Length: 429k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 5mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Jiang Lin, a socially anxious programmer, gets a Longevity System. He thinks he can lie low until the end of time, but the System forces him to win back ninety-nine women he let down in past lives. The System calls it "emotional healing." Jiang Lin calls it "a traveling grand tour of the world's biggest crematorium."

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