I Can Hear Their Thoughts: I Roast the Fake Heiress into Submission

Name: I Can Hear Their Thoughts: I Roast the Fake Heiress into Submission
Author: Ning Ershao

偷听心声：我靠吐槽完虐假千金

by Ning Ershao (凝二少)

Status: Completed
Length: 425k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 6mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Qing Yanling made a living as an audiobook narrator, roasting melodramatic novels. One morning, she woke up inside the brainless rich-family novel she’d savaged the night before, as the “real heiress” who’d been switched at birth and, after returning home eighteen years later, was outshone in every way by the fake heiress.

According to the original plot, she would be too weak to defend herself, framed by the fake heiress and ruined, then meet a miserable end on the street. Qing Yanling looked at her reflection, whose face was about seventy percent like the original owner’s, and recalled the book’s mind-numbing scenes. She couldn’t help blurting out, “Could a human being actually come up with this plot? That fake heiress can’t act well enough to even be an extra where I come from!”

[Ding! High-quality roasting detected. It meets the “Voice of Truth” standard. The Roasting System is activated!]

[System mission: Roasting is power, and a sharp tongue can change your fate!]

[Tip: Your roasts will be heard live by the “chosen one,” causing the plot to collapse. Earn Roast Points, exchange them for skills, and even... rewrite the script!]

And so the rich-family drama began to unravel in bizarre ways...

The fake heiress gave her a revealing dress, hoping to make her look ridiculous. Qing Yanling promptly cut it up into a designer rag and sent it back with a thoughtful note: “Little sister, there’s only enough fabric here to wipe the floor. Let me teach you about recycling.”

At a banquet, the guests mocked her as a “country bumpkin.” She picked up her champagne and smiled. “Are those things on your necks just decorations? If you’d read a couple more books, you wouldn’t be spouting lines this outdated.”

The icy CEO Lu Chenzhou initially watched from the sidelines. But after accidentally overhearing her sharp, spot-on inner monologue time and again, he gradually became intrigued. “This woman is kind of interesting.”

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