The System Wants to Get Me Killed

Lin Ni transmigrates and gets bound to the [Extreme Reversal System].

But this lousy System automatically reverses things five times a day, always trying to ruin him, while its five manual reversals require him to figure out a solution himself.

And so...

Others cultivate: draw qi into the body.

Lin Ni cultivates: automatic reversal, qi deviation and meridians completely severed!

Lin Ni grits his teeth: manual reversal, expand the meridians in reverse!

Result: His meridians widen tenfold, and he awakens a divine-grade spirit root.

The System refuses to accept it: automatic reversal, a divine-grade spirit root must absorb divine stones or wither!

Lin Ni: Spirit stones are formed when divine stones shatter? Then I'll compress them in reverse!

Result: He mass-produces divine stones and becomes the richest man on the entire continent.

The System is furious: You will always run into enemies of a higher realm when you go out!

Lin Ni invites his enemies inside: Close the door and beat the dogs.

System: You can speak in opposites!

Lin Ni smiles at his nemesis. "I really hope you die right away." His nemesis flees overnight in terror and even makes a fortune.

System: Lose all your assets in three days!

Lin Ni sells his assets to a rival. The next day, the rival discovers what he bought was a mineral vein.

The most absurd time of all, he was squatting over a latrine when a mighty Tribulation Transcendence expert arrived to kill him.

The expert looks at his squatting posture, freezes, and tears up. "Son! Your father has searched so hard for you!"

Everyone spits blood.

The System breaks down: [Where did you even come from?]

Lin Ni calmly wipes his hands. "Just keep digging the pits. If you manage to trap me, you win."

This is a story about "the System digging pits, the protagonist filling them in, and eventually filling the System in too."