What? The Emperor Wants to Give Me His Empress? Oh Ho Ho!

[Absurd comedy] + [Feel-good harem novel] The emperor wants to introduce new policies. Yu Yue smiles and bows: “Your servant will do his utmost. I only need to first seek the empress's guidance on raising people for a few days.” When the list of candidates for the imperial harem is brought before him, Yu Yue waves his hand: “Sisters serving together would bring chaos to the palace.” “Foreign blood might taint the imperial heirs.” “Unmatched beauty can bring ruin to the nation.” “Those who fail to meet the standards might as well leave the palace with me, so I can discipline them properly.” The Demon Cult's Holy Maiden comes knocking late at night to discuss a partnership. Yu Yue: “This general only discusses partnerships under the covers, where the words can be passed from mouth to mouth.” The Empress of the Northern Border arrives in person to ask for help and discuss affairs of state. Before dawn the next day, Yu Yue hurriedly explains: “Last night's drinking led to a regrettable mistake. I truly didn't mean to... It's all a misunderstanding!” The Northern Border Empress blocks his way with her long sword: “A misunderstanding? So you misunderstood me all night long?”