I Went Home for New Year’s, and My Sister Livestreamed My Ascension to Immortality!

【Farming + growth + everyone gets the wrong idea + lighthearted comedy】(Similar to Xiling Empire) Lu Xiaofan thought his life was over: he graduated from college only to become unemployed, with less money in his pockets than he had on his face. Then a hundred million yuan from the System landed in his account, on the condition that he return to his village and farm. He meant to be a proper farmer, but his neighbors in the village got stranger by the day: The teacher next door, Yang, takes off his sunglasses and insists he’s Erlang Shen, with a third eye growing on his forehead. That’s just a phase, he needs treatment! The old forest ranger on the back hill has a hairy face and a thunderous jaw, and insists he once wreaked havoc in the Celestial Palace. That’s a hallucination, he needs medication! Even his childhood sweetheart, who’s been following him around since they were kids, secretly tells him, “Actually, the entire village is full of reclusive immortals… I’m a young celestial master from Longhu Mountain.” Lu Xiaofan: “Nonsense! We have to believe in science. Once I’ve built a star destroyer, I’ll take you all to farm in the Milky Way.” His little sister livestreams from her phone, hoping to record village life. By accident, she turns the entire village into the only mythological zone on Earth. The whole world wants to know: Just how many immortals are hiding in this village? Lu Xiaofan has a headache over it: I really am just farming. I’ll grow a starship, then take the whole village to the Milky Way to grow potatoes. What? You want to know why I’m growing potatoes in the Milky Way? Because the sunlight is great there, and the potatoes grow sweet. That’s perfectly scientific, right? (This is a heartwarming (world-ending) story about an unemployed young man who takes all the gods in the heavens to the center of the Milky Way to grow potatoes.)