[Transmigrated control + gaming comeback + dark, satisfying power fantasy]
I, Lin Qi, received a mysterious gaming pod and was paid a hundred thousand upfront to test The Story of the Courtyard.
From the start, I was bound to He Yuzhu, the ultimate scapegoat in a bloodsucking courtyard, whose future held a life of having his marrow drained and freezing to death beneath a bridge.
I laughed.
Control initiated:
Qin Huairu asked to borrow grain? I handed her rat poison instead. “Sis, have a little something extra.”
Yi Zhonghai eavesdropped? I made him write a confession for embezzling child support. “A paragon of virtue? Nice acting.”
Xu Damao got snide? I loaded a musket right in front of him. “Bark one more time, and you’ll be the roast projectionist tonight.”
Until…
[Ultimate challenge: Control Silly Zhu and become the “Courtyard Thanos.”]
[Reward: Withdraw game assets into the real world at a one-to-one exchange rate.]
I looked around at the beasts in the courtyard and polished my gun barrel.
“Fellow NPCs, Love in the Courtyard…”
“From today on, it’s been renamed The Complete Silly Zhu Massacre Collection.”
