I Made Up a Divine Identity from the Start, and the Big Shots of the Three Realms Lined Up

I transmigrated into the Primordial World and became a rogue immortal.

From the start, I was on the Execution Platform, about to be put to death by the Heavenly Court and the Western Church working together. No god could save me.

At the brink of death, I awakened the Life Editor:

It had just one function: make up any past I wanted and turn it into reality!

I scanned the crowd and spotted Sun Wukong watching from afar:

[Edit: I studied at Mount Lingtai and am Brother Monkey's long-lost junior brother!]

The next second, Sun Wukong pointed his Golden Cudgel toward the Western Heaven. "Who dares touch my junior brother?"

Then I looked at Nezha, who was frowning:

[Edit: When you were reborn in a lotus body, I kept incense burning for you for three years!]

Nezha braced his spear and declared, "Benefactor, I'll protect your life!"

Then I turned to the cold-faced Yang Jian:

[Edit: When you rescued your mother from Peach Mountain, I was your elder brother Yang Jiao, who gave his life in your place!]

Yang Jian burst into tears. His three-pointed, double-edged spear tore through the sky. "Big brother! From now on, no one in the Three Realms will ever bully you!"

I'd planned to lie flat and coast on these unbelievable connections, but the big shots of the Three Realms started challenging each other's claims:

Sun Wukong: "How did my junior brother become your big brother?"

Yang Jian: "He's my big brother reincarnated. Got a problem with that?"

Nezha: "He's my benefactor. Don't try to steal him!"

Even worse, the Heavenly Dao sent an inspector to erase every "alteration."

The big shots of the Three Realms formed a ring around me to protect me. "If you want to touch him, you'll have to get past us first!"

Only then did I understand: You can make up the past, but you can't fool a sincere heart.