(In a chaotic age of famine, he transmigrates into a landlord with a wife and concubines who are all pigs.) He gets revenge before the day is out, farms and stockpiles supplies, trains a militia to protect his home, builds up his strength, seizes the realm, and sets his sights on becoming an emperor and a tyrant.
Someone causing trouble? Bring the abacus and go settle the matter.
You want to settle accounts with this landlord? Bring over the abacus, and I’ll make sure we go through the numbers properly.
Someone trying to rob me? You picked the right mark, young master here is loaded.
What makes a proper landlord? Being selfish, stingy, and miserly, of course.
Come see this landlord’s path to supremacy. What rank of official would you readers like to be?
Idealist, you are not Liu Bang or a succubus