[Play the pig to eat the tiger + foul-mouthed + top-tier combat skills + twists + going berserk]
(The author is terrible at naming things, so please bear with me, dear readers! If you don't like it, please don't flame me! Please don't flame me! Please don't flame me!!!)
After failing to retire from quick transmigration, Su Youyi becomes a washed-up actress hated by the entire internet.
The System gives up: “According to the big data, you'll be tortured to death in a month. It'll take me three months to repair myself, Host, so you're on your own!”
Su Youyi: “...Fine!”
From then on, the entertainment industry gains a human telegraph machine, broadcasting nonstop all day long.
Her dad doesn't care about her and her mom doesn't love her? No problem. Su Youyi will be their parents instead.
Her fake-sweet younger sister sheds crocodile tears to frame her? Su Youyi slaps her Guide to Spotting Fake Sweethearts right across her face.
Her cheating scumbag boyfriend secretly meets with eight women? Su Youyi grabs a huge camera and livestreams the whole thing, then hangs his underwear outside and advertises the scandal through a megaphone.
The trolls attack? Su Youyi's mouth is like a machine gun, cursing them until they flee in every direction.
The entire internet is stunned: Has Su Youyi gone crazy?
With her return home in sight, she figures she should at least hire a few male models to have some fun. But her wallet is empty, and then she spots a dating show offering a ten-million-yuan prize for successfully pairing up!
On the first day, a mysterious man pulls the human telegraph machine into his arms. “Miss Su, do I look like that ten million yuan to you?”
The pace is fast, and the entire novel is transformed from standard condensed common crazy literary routines, with a feeling of standard answers. I gave it five stars because the plot didn't drag out at all, it progressed quickly, and it had a different kind of refreshing feeling, maybe it was refreshing.
The author is so awesome! !
Not bad, pretty good
After thinking about it carefully, I found that it was a bit awkward. Some of the scenes with the heroine were really embarrassing.
It feels like you're going crazy, you haven't finished posting, you've forgotten how to go crazy, and other people are just watching you standing there awkwardly.
And because it's very short, the plot is very brief, and then it's unfinished.
The pace is fast, and the entire novel is transformed from standard condensed common crazy literary routines, with a feeling of standard answers. I gave it five stars because the plot didn't drag out at all, it progressed quickly, and it had a different kind of refreshing feeling, maybe it was refreshing.
The author is so awesome! !
Not bad, pretty good After thinking about it carefully, I found that it was a bit awkward. Some of the scenes with the heroine were really embarrassing. It feels like you're going crazy, you haven't finished posting, you've forgotten how to go crazy, and other people are just watching you standing there awkwardly. And because it's very short, the plot is very brief, and then it's unfinished.