From the Start, Our Home Is Raided and We’re Exiled, but Three Dads Go on a Rampage

[Historical farming + confiscation and exile + pocket dimension + adorable child + rebellion + martial arts + feel-good female-led story]

After waking from a deep sleep, Chu Ruoruo, heir to an ancient martial arts family, is reborn as a three-and-a-half-year-old little girl in the Great Chu Empire.

Things go disastrously wrong from the start! The incompetent emperor strips her father, the Northern Pacification Military Governor who commands a powerful army, and her two sworn fathers, the Southern Pacification and Eastern Conquest Military Governors, of their power, then orders their estates confiscated and the family exiled!

The court officials are all waiting for a laugh. While other exiles weep and wail, Ruoruo waves her little hand and opens her pocket dimension.

You want to confiscate my family’s estate? Ruoruo sneaks into the imperial palace overnight and clears out the treasury, granaries, and armory. She even takes every last iron pot from the imperial kitchens!

The conditions on the exile journey are harsh? Ruoruo points with her little hand, and roast chicken appears in her left hand, roast duck in her right, along with hundreds of tons of provisions out of thin air. Even the guards escorting them are left drooling.

The barren, freezing lands of Huangzhou are impossible to survive in? Ruoruo takes the lead in building infrastructure, reclaiming farmland, and befriending martial arts heroes, transforming the wasteland into an impregnable domain.

As the court keeps closing in, her three military governor fathers still hesitate, bound by misplaced loyalty.

Little Ruoruo, barely three feet tall, draws her wooden sword. In a sweet but murderous voice, she declares, “If you won’t rebel, Daddy, Ruoruo will do it!”

The three fathers look at the corpses of the court’s elite troops covering the ground and finally understand. They draw their swords and go on a rampage!

Just two years later, five-and-a-half-year-old Chu Ruoruo rides a great red horse and kicks down the palace gates with her three fathers.

The incompetent emperor collapses to the ground. “What kind of monster are you?!”

Everyone cries out in unison, “She’s the ancestor of us all!”