My name is Su Xuan. I lay flat in my coffin for a full 112 years.
I planned to sleep until the end of time, but my own granddaughter dug up my grave on livestream!
A million viewers watched:
[This streamer’s got guts! She’s digging up her ancestor’s grave and broadcasting it!]
[Waiting for the zombie to leap out and bite someone!]
The next second, I pushed open the coffin lid and sat up:
“Dear granddaughter, you’re standing on my burial jade pendant.”
The whole internet erupted!
[Ding! The Immortal Ancestor Livestream System has been bound!]
By shocking the internet through livestreams, I can unlock immortal cultivation, ancient divine powers, and peerless treasures!
And so...
A feng shui master putting on a supernatural act? I see through the scam at a glance!
A bully influencer looking for trouble? I raise a hand and teach him a lesson!
A wealthy family begging me to avert disaster? I casually set up a formation, and my net worth starts at a hundred million!
My granddaughter sniffles: “Great-grandpa, I only wanted to dig up a grave to gain followers. I didn’t mean to blast you out of it!”
Watching the viewer count soar, I smile faintly:
“Don’t worry. From today on, your ancestor will take you livestreaming to godhood and make you famous worldwide!”
