The Lie-Flat Billionaire: I Don't Even Want to Breathe

After working overtime for 72 hours straight, corporate drone Song Fa went into cardiac arrest. As he closed his eyes, he finally saw the light: Screw 996! Screw empty promises! I just want to sleep! [Ding! The Super Slacker Tycoon System has activated!] [Get paid to use the bathroom, receive 1 million!] [Refuse your boss’s psychological manipulation, receive a villa by the sea!] [Warning: Host is attempting to work hard. Balance deducted and lifespan shortened!] From then on, Song Fa completely embraced the lie-flat life: He bought a luxury van worth tens of millions just so he could lie down on his way to work; He invested in sunset industries on a whim with his eyes closed, accidentally setting off a retro trend; Business tycoons groveled before him: “Mr. Song, what a masterful strategy! Such wisdom!” Song Fa sprawled across a mattress worth millions and sighed helplessly: “Stop reading into things. I’m really just lazy…” Other people work themselves into the ICU. I slack my way onto the Forbes list. A feel-good story about getting richer the more you slack off, and becoming more invincible the more you lie flat!