My Spirit Beasts Are Problem Children

My name is Liu Ce, and I'm the master of the Guixu Pavilion. Here's my lineup of spirit beasts: · Silvermoon Wolf: the Moon God's reincarnation, but too lazy to move · Glazed Dragon: the crown prince of the Four Seas, but loves looking in the mirror · Wukong Monkey: the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, but calls me boss · A Fu Skeleton: Death himself, but loves making flower crowns · Xiao Rong: ???, can only call me "big brother" My daily routine: Silvermoon wraps its tail around my ankles, Glazed Dragon asks me to polish its scales, Wukong picks peaches for me (then eats them himself), A Fu stands guard outside my door at night, and Xiao Rong perches on my head like a hat. Then one day, the Moon God Cult, the Dragon Palace, the Celestial Realm, and the Underworld all showed up at my door. They said they were taking them away. Before I could say a word, Xiao Rong poked its head out from atop mine: "Don't bully my big brother!" And then those four "good-for-nothings" just... I don't want to talk about what happened next. Anyway, now they're all regulars at the Guixu Pavilion, showing up to mooch food.