This War God Is No Lunatic

The ancient God of War Zhao Zexuan opens his eyes and finds himself a live-in son-in-law to a wealthy family.

He decides to lie low. On the surface, he pours tea and runs errands. Inside, he rants: "You people think I should pour your foot bath water?!"

What he doesn't know is that his whole family can hear his thoughts.

On the first day, they all think he's crazy.

On the second, they realize he might actually know what he's talking about.

On the third, his younger brother gets beaten up. Zhao's mind flashes with the thought, "I have a plan to slaughter his whole family." The family puts his plan into action that very night, and his brother gets his revenge.

From then on, things go completely off the rails:

At a meeting, the female lead tells her rival, "My husband says your company will collapse within three days." They think she's crazy, but three days later, the company is gone.

His younger brother asks every day, "Big Brother, whose family are we slaughtering today? I'll lead the way!"

His younger sister deliberately sets a trap: "Brother-in-law, if my sister and I fell into the water, who would you save first?" Inside, he howls, "This is a question for the ages!"

Grandpa sips his tea calmly. "That's it? I was hoping to see rivers of blood!"

Later, his son is born and asks, "Dad, what do you do for a living?"

"I'm a God of War."

"Then why don't you go to work?"

"...Your mom supports me."

"So you're a kept man?"

Later still, his grandson is born and writes an essay:

"My grandpa is a God of War, but he is a kept man. That's okay, though. I love him."

This is a laugh-out-loud story about "a family who can all hear my thoughts, while I think they're the crazy ones."

At 12.88 million words, it is packed with jokes and tearjerking moments too. After all, the people who can hear your thoughts are the ones who understand you best.