Freshly Divorced, I Take My Problem Child Son and Dominate a Parenting Show

Name: Freshly Divorced, I Take My Problem Child Son and Dominate a Parenting Show
Author: Seashell Gatherer

刚离婚，带怨种儿子在娃综杀疯了

by Seashell Gatherer (幻海拾贝人)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 1.7M Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 1mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Funny Livestream] [Father-Son Bonding, the Other Way Around] [System Power Fantasy] [The Whole Internet Follows Every Update]

Other people raise kids: They care for them tenderly, their fatherly love as solid as a mountain.

Xu Mu raises a kid: His fatherly love is as solid as a mountain… sliding down a landslide.

After divorcing and leaving with nothing, Xu Mu awakens the [Couldn’t-Care-Less System] and takes his precocious five-year-old son on a variety show.

His online haters are ready to call him a “useless freeloader,” but things soon take a bizarre turn

What’s for breakfast? Xu Mu: “Hey, kiddo, the takeout’s here. Spicy crayfish and ice-cold cola! No food until you can recite ‘Song of Everlasting Sorrow’!”

What if we’re broke? Xu Mu: “Come on, we’re hitting the internet cafe! Dad will teach you ‘Hasagi.’ If we win prize money, I’ll give you a cut for yogurt!”

The task’s too tiring? Xu Mu: “Here’s a sewing needle. Dad’s going to take a nap. You’re in charge of catching the fish.”

The whole internet is cracking up: [How is this raising a kid? Isn’t the kid raising him?] [Xu Zixuan: I’ve had to be way more mature than a kid my age should be!]

As “Single Love Song” becomes a smash hit, he leads a square-dancing troupe and becomes an esports legend…

The haters are on their knees: Please stop slacking and make your debut already! We want to learn that blindside prediction into a Q-Flash!

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离婚净身出户，靠反向带娃爆红Alternate title on Fanqie

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