Anime Crossover Apocalypse: Building a Savior Organization, Starting with the Titans

Let's get this straight: I'm the savior, an eighth-tier big shot, but every time I start out, I end up embarrassing myself.

[Scene One: The Giant World]

I teleport in front of Erwin, ready to reveal a divine oracle and discuss humanity's future with him.

But after years of sleepless nights and constant stress, he immediately draws his blade, thinking I'm an assassin sent from beyond the walls.

Erwin, eyes trembling: “Who are you?! Talk, or I'll cut you down!”

Wait, what happened to that kingly aura I was supposed to have?

[Scene Two: The Jujutsu World]

I find Satoru Gojo, planning to win him over with a broader view of the world and put him to work for me.

But he's in line to buy Kikufuku, thinks I'm cutting in, and immediately activates Infinity.

Satoru Gojo, grinning: “Looking for a fight? I'm happy to oblige, because I'm the ‘strongest.’”

(Help, he's so annoying!)

[Scene Three: The Dragon Ball World]

I find Frieza, hoping to tell him the universe is vast and he should learn to keep a low profile.

But he's furious because he failed to get the Dragon Balls, and the moment we meet, he fires a Planet Destroyer at me.

Frieza, cackling: “It's an honor to die at the hands of Lord Frieza!”

Me, silently pulling out the Golden Cudgel: “...”

Being a savior is so hard. Dealing with these weirdos whose minds don't work right feels more exhausting than fighting evil gods!