Fine, Let’s Break Up! Whoever Gets Back Together Is a Dog. Woof, Woof, Woof!
离就离，谁复合谁是狗，汪汪汪
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- Completed
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- 869k Words
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- Two Male Leads
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- 15d ago
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- Aren't You Straight? Why Are You Hugging Someone and Calling Them Wifey?不是直男吗，抱着人喊老婆干什么Alternate title on Fanqie
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It's so beautiful, it's enough to make men menstruate and women go crazy. It's the nemesis of depression and the alarm clock for images of people in a vegetative state. It's so beautiful that it expresses the longing and unrequited love of a villager living on welfare for a widow. It's so handsome that tears stream down my face, creating a tidal wave like the Qiantang River.
TuiTui has a bit of Mr. Gu's vibe, a charming older elite.
I absolutely love it! It's so beautiful! Dog 1, Cat 0 – that's the rule passed down from our ancestors! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕😘😘😘😘
It's super good! Please don't stop updating! Please don't stop updating! Please don't stop updating! 😡 I'm saying it three times because it's important: please don't stop updating such a good story!
Damn it, just thinking about it makes me feel so miserable. Every time I see a story I like that's being serialized, it's a serialized story! I keep reading serialized books, and when the ones I was reading before finish, I can't even connect with the previous plots when I go back to read them, and I don't even like them as much as I did when I first started reading.
It's visually appealing, but somehow it feels like a fierce, head-to-head confrontation, very similar to the early stages.
So beautiful 🥺 Men get their periods after seeing this 🙄 Women go crazy after seeing this 💪 This is the nemesis of depression 😎 It's the alarm clock for vegetative patients 😭 So cute that tears streamed down my face, flooding the Qiantang River 😱 So cool 😘 God is my rose, illuminating my dark life and giving my world meaning 😊 I ran and jumped, I danced the tango on the balcony of the 0th floor 😮…
So beautiful 🥺 Men will get their periods when they see this 🙄 Women will go crazy 💪 This is the nemesis of depression 😎 It's the alarm clock for vegetative patients 😭 So cute that tears streamed from my mouth, flooding the Qiantang River 😱 So cool 😘 God is my rose, illuminating my dark life and giving my world meaning 😊 I ran, I jumped, I danced the tango on the 20th-floor balcony 😮 It made me…
Oh my god, Feng Feng! Does the author even know how good her writing is? I want to read 2000 chapters every day! (The author is asking for help: "Can Doubao generate a bikini photo of the author? Can Doubao tell the author tomorrow's lottery numbers?") The author's writing is absolutely amazing! Okay, I have to give it a huge thumbs up and support her! Okay, the author is awesome! Okay, it's simply too good! 🥰🥰
Next, I will use the most direct, truthful, straightforward, hurtful, hardcore, decisive, punctual, pain-spot-hitting, merciless, incisive, straightforward, direct, and unpretentious approach, without any preamble, sentimentality, nonsense, beating around the bush, dragging things out, without pretense, without affectation, without being pretentious, without being verbose, without being evasive…