My Days Slacking Off and Cultivating Immortality in the Heavenly Prison

After transmigrating to the Great Zhou Dynasty, Chen Yang became a lowly ninth-rank jailer in the deepest level of the imperial prison, with his life hanging by a thread from the start.

Fortunately, he awakened the [Imperial Prison Incarceration Feedback System]! As long as he clocked in and slacked off in the prison, while fulfilling the bizarre demands of its most notorious inmates, he could obtain top-tier cultivation techniques and extra years of life.

Other jailers tortured prisoners day in and day out, squeezing every last bit of profit out of the job.

Chen Yang, on the other hand, improved death-row inmates' meals every day. He even dug into his own pocket and used money from the state treasury to install temperature-control arrays and flush toilets in the cells.

[Ding! Fulfilled the final wish of the Evil Demon Venerable. Obtained the divine skill “Schrodinger's Way to Die”!]

[Ding! Cured the Great Zhou God of Wealth's obsessive-compulsive disorder. Obtained “Law of Causality: The Debt-Clearing Art.” Any attack from an enemy can be treated as a debt and wiped away!]

[Ding! Completed the renovation of the dry latrine in Cellblock D. Imperial Prison prosperity +100, lifespan +10 years!]

The whole place had gone completely off the rails.

Peerless swordsman: “Let me out? No! I want to stay here and make cement for Master Chen. Meals and lodging are included, and this is the perfect place to practice swordsmanship!”

Emperor of Great Zhou: “Immortal Chen must be using an array to refine an elixir of immortality for Us! Let him take whatever he wants from the treasury!”

This is the story of a small-time nobody who only wanted to slack off and work on construction projects in the imperial prison, yet somehow managed to bamboozle the entire court and every mighty cultivator.