Heavenly Prison Sign-In: This Jailer Just Wants a Peaceful, Long Life

What's it like to be a jailer in the Great Qian Imperial Prison? Xu Yang: Thanks for asking. I'm at the Imperial Prison, just got off shift, and I'm busy grinding for immortality.

After transmigrating into a chaotic world of advanced martial arts, Xu Yang acquires the "Longevity System" from the start. As long as he shows up for work on time every day and keeps a low profile, he can extend his lifespan and get max-level divine skills for free.

Demons and monsters run rampant outside, and the imperial throne is up for grabs? What does any of that have to do with a guy who just delivers meals?

Mortals are like blades of grass, and young geniuses turn to dust. Only Xu Yang, tucked away in the dark, damp Imperial Prison, watches dynasties rise and fall and beauties grow old.

Until one day, the Great Qian's dragon veins collapse, cultivation sects sack cities and seize territory, and a blood-red chain sweeps through the Imperial Prison.

Xu Yang, who has been quietly cooking porridge in a corner, slowly raises his head and sighs helplessly. "I just want to retire in peace. Why is that so hard?"

That night, Xu Yang strikes with a single palm, and immortals cease to exist in this world.