[Ridiculous comedy + mindless wish fulfillment + slice of life + no romance + hidden identity + a touch of ensemble cast + System]
Ye Xisui transmigrates into the cultivation world as a nobody. She hopes to coast through life, eating well and becoming everyone's darling, but ends up bound to a goofy System.
Everyone in the sect thinks Ye Xisui is a weakling, a coward, and a burden who can't do anything besides act cute, run her mouth, and drive people crazy.
Only Ye Xisui knows the truth:
There's a celestial god hidden inside her, and the System pretends to be dead every day instead of giving anything away.
A monster lunges at her face, and golden light automatically shields its master.
A senior brother gets hurt, and one breath from her heals him.
A secret realm collapses, but it stops all by itself while she stands there doing nothing.
At the sect tournament, a first-layer Foundation Establishment cultivator like her takes down peak-level experts.
Everyone's jaws drop. “What kind of heaven-chosen daughter are you?!”
Ye Xisui waves her hands frantically. “No, no, it's pure luck!”
System: ...Lord Celestial, quit pretending.
Pampered by everyone, she roasts them all into a frenzy.
She stumbles into one lucky encounter after another, and every step of her growth is a thrill.
She keeps her secret identity under wraps and stays out of the spotlight.
Everyone: “What kind of godlike luck does our junior sister have?”
Ye Xisui: “Don't ask. I'm just an ordinary Qi Refining cultivator, really!”
The entire cultivation world: “Yeah, right! We'd have to be ghosts to believe you!!!”
The book is alright, but there aren't enough ratings, so I'm just adding one to make up the numbers.