Livestream: I Predict the Date of Death from the Start, Shocking the Whole Internet

[System + card draws + multiple heroines + occult arts + master diviner]

“Master, tell me about my love life.”

Zhang Xuanyao: “I don’t see romance, but I do see a prison sentence in your future. Your boyfriend is a wanted criminal, and the police will be here in three minutes.”

Three minutes later, the livestream audience watched as special police burst through the door! The whole internet went wild!

Zhang Xuanyao inherits the Celestial Masters’ residence and starts livestreaming fortune-telling.

A sweet, innocent-looking streamer calls in: “Master, when will I become famous?”

Zhang Xuanyao: “Don’t rush. Turn off your beauty filter. Your top donor is about to come after you with a knife.”

A cool and aloof CEO calls in: “Master, should I invest in this project?”

Zhang Xuanyao: “Invest, and you’ll go bankrupt. Don’t invest, and you’ll make a fortune. But I suggest you deal with your female secretary first.”

At first, netizens thought it was all scripted.

But when the national special task force, stunning celebrities, and heiresses from wealthy families all lined up, begging for a reading, the whole internet finally realized: This Taoist is the real deal. He says whatever needs to be said!