Honghuang: Reborn as a Mountain, I Grow All My Own Treasures

【Honghuang】+【Socially Anxious】【Nonhuman Protagonist】+【Interception Sect's Beloved】+【Lighthearted】 Lu Chen transmigrates to Honghuang and tragically gets reborn as a mountain. The good news: He's an Innate Spiritual Treasure mine that automatically grows an Innate Spiritual Treasure every hundred years. The bad news: The treasures grow out of his flesh, and ripping them out hurts like hell! To stay alive, Lu Chen hides in the western wasteland and plays dead. Even so, Sect Master Tongtian carries him and his mountain all the way back to Biyou Palace. From then on, the Interception Sect's whole style changes. Daoist Duobao: “Junior Brother, your brow is shining. Does that mean you're about to grow another top-grade treasure? Let Senior Brother pull it out for you. I've got steady hands!” Zhao Gongming: “Junior Brother, this hammer you grew is quite something. You did scream a bit when I pulled it out, though. Here, have a drink to calm your nerves!” Fairy Yunxiao: “Don't be scared, Junior Brother. Just bear with it and it'll be over soon. Your Senior Sister will put some medicine on it.” Looking at all his hungry Senior Brothers and Sisters crowding around the mountain, Lu Chen is close to tears. “I just want to be a quiet mountain. Could you stop treating me like a wishing well?” Years later, the Investiture of the Gods calamity arrives. The Two Sages of the West look at the Interception Sect's immortals, each armed with a top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasure, and fall into deep thought. “How the hell are we supposed to fight this?”