Honghuang: This Stone Is So Hard, It Made the Celestial Venerable Yuanshi Cry

[Primordial world + System + play the pig to eat the tiger + Yuanshi Tianzun loses it] “Wonderful, wonderful. This poor Daoist senses a deep affinity between this stone and the West!” Daoist Zhunti eyed me greedily, intent on digging me out. He couldn’t move me? So he raised his gleaming golden foot and stomped down hard! The next second: “Aaagh! Crack!” Daoist Zhunti screamed as his front tooth flew out. “Useless is useless. You always have so many excuses.” Yuanshi Tianzun happened to be passing by. Holding the Three Treasures Jade Ruyi, he angrily struck at the bothersome stone to make an example of it. The next second, his hand split open, divine blood sprayed everywhere, and his supreme treasure nearly slipped from his grasp! He could only watch as the stone devoured his Yuqing Divine Thunder, then let out a “satisfied burp” at him! Yuanshi: “???” He was supposed to be cleaning up the trash. How did it end up bruising this venerable one’s face?