I Told You to Go Home and Farm, Not Grow a Nine-Turn Golden...

[System + Farming + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Everyday Life + Resource Development + Multiple Heroines + Cultivation] After being laid off by a major corporation, Su Ming returns to his hometown and inherits a barren mountain. Bound to the [Myriad Things Spirit Soil System], he begins a hardcore farming journey! This soil doesn’t follow science; it only follows “dimensional elevation.” Anything can be planted, and anything can become divine. Plant a tomato (ordinary item) → Harvest a [Spirit-Crystal Tomato]: cleanse the marrow, reshape the bones, and strengthen the body! Plant a rusty iron sword (junk) → Harvest an [Peerless Flying Sword]: cut through iron like mud and take heads from a distance! Plant an antique fragment (trash) → Harvest an [Ancient Treasure]: suppress fortune and provide peerless defense! Even more ridiculously, he casually writes a martial arts manual... Three days later, the whole tree is laden with [Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms] skill fruits?! Even the big yellow dog that guards the house evolves into a divine beast! The world’s richest man waves a check around: “Master Su, please sell me a cucumber. I’ll give you half my fortune!” A reclusive grandmaster kneels in the field: “Don’t stop me! I’m going to shovel manure for Mr. Jiang. This is how one comprehends the Dao!” When extraterrestrial civilizations arrive and try to enslave Blue Star, they discover that spiritual energy is surging here. Su Ming rests his hoe on his shoulder and gazes impassively at the alien fleet that has trampled his crops. “You trampled my scallions? Then you’re all staying here as fertilizer.” With a single swing of his hoe, all the gods and immortals bow their heads. From that day on, Earth enters a mythic age!