You're a Tomb-Raiding Novelist, So How Did You Become a Criminal Investigation Consultant?

Tian Jingsi is a washed-up tomb-raiding novelist whose readers pester him for updates every day.

Then the criminal investigation bureau came knocking and gravely informed him:

“The details in your novel match a state-level tomb-raiding case exactly.”

In the interrogation room, he casually pointed out that the tomb’s layout was cursed.

During a live broadcast from an ancient tomb, the infamous Iron-Headed Dragon King surfaced, only to obediently call him “Dad.”

When archaeology experts were stumped by a thousand-year-old mechanism, he glanced at it and said, “This design is rougher than the work of a third-rate villain in one of my books.”

Viewers across the country went wild: “You call yourself a novelist? You’re clearly the founding master of tomb raiding!”