The Laid-Back Master: My Disciple Gets Cheats Just by Lying Flat

Su Qingci, the number-one lie-flat Sword Venerable in the Three Realms, picks up Lin Xiaowan, a good-for-nothing disciple whose spiritual roots are completely shattered, hoping to use her as a human shield and keep lying flat instead of dealing with the Immortal Realm's endless affairs. But it turns out this disciple is a Chaos Spirit Body, a once-in-ten-thousand-years rarity. The more she lies flat, the stronger her spiritual power grows. She can absorb spiritual energy just by lounging around, and even trip over an ancient divine weapon. And so Qingxiao Mountain becomes a lie-flat sanctuary: Master Su Qingci spends every day holed up in Lingxiao Hall, eating pastries and catching up on sleep. His favorite excuse is, “Turn them down. I have to teach my disciple to cultivate her heart.” Disciple Lin Xiaowan squats on the ground, munching on crispy snacks and slacking off. Her motto is, “Lie flat and get cheat powers; slack off and cultivate immortality.” They enter a secret realm, and the disciple wins by doing nothing and picking up treasures while the master is forced to act like a great expert and keep up appearances. They meet a villain, and the disciple's careless retort leaves him speechless, while the master takes the chance to recruit a new lackey. At the Immortal Realm's martial arts tournament, the disciple oversleeps, then casually swings her sword and takes first place... When a lie-flat master meets a good-for-nothing with cheat powers, the entire Three Realms goes off the rails. A war between immortals and demons? A crisis threatening the Three Realms? Who cares? Eat pastries first, then lie flat. If the sky falls, the disciple's cheat physique can hold it up!