A Physical Exorcism Is Still an Exorcism

Lin Feng transmigrates to the Republic of China era and finds himself in the body of a five-year-old orphan, adopted as a disciple by Uncle Jiu of Maoshan. Unlike traditional Taoist priests, he has a military-industrial machine shop hidden in his sea of consciousness. It runs on yin energy and forges modern magical weapons. While other Taoists are still using peachwood swords and yellow talisman paper, Lin Feng has already brought out a Glock 34 loaded with demon-breaking rounds, used flashbangs to blast zombies, carved corpse-sealing talismans with a tactical flashlight, and combined a stun baton with a spirit-gathering talisman. With the factory AI helping him analyze cultivation techniques and a photographic memory for scriptures, he blazes a new trail of “scientific artifact-crafting.” Starting out at the Ren Family Town funeral home, he faces Old Master Ren, whose corpse has not decayed in twenty years, and captures the zombie with a cinnabar net and a glutinous-rice minefield. When a royal corpse from the frontier rises from the dead, he meets it head-on with a dual-form sword-axe and flashbangs. Uncle Jiu watches his disciple pull out a Type 54 pistol, a thousand-mechanism umbrella, and a battle-axe sword. He scolds him for “fancy tricks,” then gladly accepts a folding jujube-wood sword. This is the story of Maoshan's eldest disciple, armed with a modern military-industrial cheat, using technology to crush the supernatural alongside Uncle Jiu, whose mouth is hard but heart is soft, in a chaotic world overrun by zombies and evil spirits, redefining what it means to “exorcise demons.” He transmigrates into a zombie-infested world and is picked up by Uncle Jiu at the age of five. Others draw talismans to drive out ghosts; I make guns and cannons. Others use peachwood swords; I use an AK-47. Uncle Jiu: “You little rascal, is that hunk of metal really better than my sword?” Lin Feng: “Master, times have changed.” [Military-Industrial System loading] Kill zombies to charge up, manufacture modern weapons, and enjoy double the fun with talismans and technology! Old Master Ren? A burst of demon-breaking rounds! A royal corpse from the frontier? How about trying my brand-new rocket launcher! Also known as: *Physical Exorcism Is Still Exorcism* and *Uncle Jiu Says I'm Even More Like a Taoist Priest Than He Is*