Going Home for New Year: Mom, Stop Bragging. It All Came True!

[System + face-slapping + comedy + the whole family treating him like a god + utterly brainless]

Important notice:

The author has sacrificed all logic to the heavens!

This book is all about switching off your brain.

Readers who take things too seriously or obsess over the details, please leave now!

Those with weak constitutions risk dying of poison!

Remember! Remember!

Lin Fan was taking a bus back to his village for the New Year when he got a call from his mother halfway there. “Son! Your second aunt made fun of how poor we are. I got mad and told her you were coming home with a motorcade of ten Rolls-Royces! You’d better back me up!”

Lin Fan was about to say, “Mom, have you lost your mind?” when a notification suddenly rang in his head: “Ding! Mother detected making a grand boast. Boasts Come True System activated!” “Congratulations, Host! You’ve received a bulletproof Rolls-Royce motorcade! It is pulling over the bus now!”

As everyone on the bus stared in shock, a white-gloved butler bowed and opened the car door. “Young master, please get in!”

Lin Fan thought that was the end of it, but it turned out to be just the beginning of his parents’ outrageous claims.

Lin Fan was laughing so hard he could barely take it. “Mom, please stop boasting! At this rate, I’ll be forced to become the richest man in the world!”

His mother said, “What do you mean, the richest man in the world? Aren’t you already?”

“Boast detected…”